GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
Grandkids!
- When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
- Do you know why grandchildren are always so full of energy? They suck it out of their grandparents.
- Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.
- It's amazing how grandparents seem so young once you become one.
- Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that I'm married to a grandmother.
- Grandparents are similar to a piece of string - handy to have around and easily wrapped around the fingers of their grandchildren.
- No cowboy was ever faster on the draw than a grandparent pulling a baby picture out of a wallet.